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"War Crimes Have Be Committed": Sausage Roll Traumatises Netizens


There are many things in life we don't know how to do. 

Some of us don't know how to build rockets, some of us don't know how to solve a quadratic trinomial. 

Some of us don't know how to do both.

However, I was certain that all of us knew how to eat a sausage roll - i.e. from one end to the other. 

I was certain until right now. 

An absolute madmen has decided to throw away this age-old tradition and opt for an unusual technique.

Naturally the entire world is incensed. 


I don't believe in capital punishment but I'd make an exception for people in the world who eat sausage rolls like this. 

Someone think of the children.