There are many things in life we don't know how to do.
Some of us don't know how to build rockets, some of us don't know how to solve a quadratic trinomial.
Some of us don't know how to do both.
However, I was certain that all of us knew how to eat a sausage roll - i.e. from one end to the other.
I was certain until right now.
An absolute madmen has decided to throw away this age-old tradition and opt for an unusual technique.
Naturally the entire world is incensed.
Greggs... NO pic.twitter.com/0geArnedmZ— Danny Dawber (@Danny_Dawber) February 4, 2020
Reported.— Tom Kelly (@TommoKelly) February 4, 2020
I don't believe in capital punishment but I'd make an exception for people in the world who eat sausage rolls like this.
Someone think of the children.