Work Christmas parties can be dicey at best - you want to joke and be merry, but as the drinks flow that very fat, line between comedy and tragedy become more and more fine.
I missed my work Christmas party this year, but for those who did (and managed to stay decent) I salute you.
With that said, a moment of silence for our fallen brothers and sisters, you had a very, merry Christmas party.
Work Christmas party last night. Received a 1am message from a friend of my daughter saying "Just saw you at the tube station. We were watching the drama from our car". As I don't recall there being any drama I'm now concerned that whatever it was it may have involved me.— john sturgis (@sturgios) 17 December 2019
It's the most I N T E R E S T I N G time of the yeaaaarrrr!
Every coworker I've interacted with since the holiday party last Friday has opened the conversation with some variation of "there he is" or "how did the rest of your night go?" so that's a good sign I think— noam (@noampao) 12 December 2019
Definitely getting that promotion...
Everyone who made it to work today after our office holiday party last night is acting like they survived Vietnam. Someone just referred to a co-worker as "brother".— 😿 Benny Katz 😿 (@ShaqKatzner) 13 December 2019
To be fair, it was an experience.
This would be a HR nightmare.
Remember folks, you can only lose the holiday party. You can’t win the holiday party.— Cristina Cordova (@cjc) 8 December 2019
I think Ghandi said it first.
my office crush bumped into me while I was drinking wine and apologized so I tried to say “no worries” but my mouth was full so I drooled wine on myself how’s everyone else’s holiday season going— Cherokee McAnelly (@cherokeeclare) 12 December 2019
It's my motor skill's RDO.
I’m at this casino-themed holiday party for my j*b and I’m just sitting here amazed bc I didn’t realize we had the money for all this— Donovan (@d0n0vaaaan) 13 December 2019
When they hit you with a bar tab.
My boss hates going to office events so much that he told me he was skipping the holiday party tonight because he had to meet his son’s cat.— Legally Caffeinated (@LCaffeinated) 13 December 2019
Same TBQH with you.
Me holding in my political rant 3 bottles of wine deep at my office party tonight pic.twitter.com/g5z2q8wACc— Hattie (@HattieJoness) 13 December 2019
Everything is a trap, trust me.
One of the many great things about being a freelancer is that I don't have to go to a work Christmas party. I can just as well get drunk on my own, have a massive argument with myself, and photocopy my own arse.— Julie Bindel (@bindelj) 13 December 2019
This is the ideal Work Christmas party situation.
Why do I black out at work Christmas parties— TΔΠΠΣR (@Tanner_brunson) 16 December 2019
Let us know how your Christmas party went - perhaps (marginally) better?