We have many traditions in this country, but one of the best by far is erecting gigantic statues and parking them proudly in our towns. It's the equivalent of parking an old-school car on the front lawn of your property, for everyone far and wide to admire.
Often these statues reflect the burgeoning industries of the region, but sometimes they also reflect the atmosphere and humour of the town.
But imagine if these statues became sentient, turned to life and went rogue. Imagine if they had to face-off in an epic giant statue showdown. Who would win?
Let me introduce you to the fierce competition.
1. The Big Bob-Tail Lizard - Port Lincoln
By CurtainBowl - Own work, CC BY-SA 4.0, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=55535773